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Me: Why is there an army man on top of the China cabinet?
Mom: Where?
Me: *points at doll*
Dad: He's defending our... China....
Me: Okay, then, why is there the little man with his arms raised? I mean, I know he's a monopoly piece...
Dad: *raises arms in imitation* Because he's... touchdown!
Me: Uh huh.
Mom: *stares*
Dad: *goes back to reading newspaper* You guys have no sense of tradition.
Mom: Where?
Me: *points at doll*
Dad: He's defending our... China....
Me: Okay, then, why is there the little man with his arms raised? I mean, I know he's a monopoly piece...
Dad: *raises arms in imitation* Because he's... touchdown!
Me: Uh huh.
Mom: *stares*
Dad: *goes back to reading newspaper* You guys have no sense of tradition.