Which is what this drunk chick yelled in Scott's ear.
Anyway, saw KitH last light. It was fantastic, of course. ^_^ It was all new material, but they brought back a lot of classic characters like the chicken lady, that little annoying boy that I can never remember his name, Buddy Cole, Scott's rendition of a drunk Canadian hick, Kathy and Cathy, and, of course, the head crusher. I'd talk about the things they did, but this is sketch comedy, not improv, so I'm sure you can find that stuff anywhere.
I will mention the slash things, though, which are never scripted. ^_^ Except there was this one they did where Kevin and Dave were fighting over Dave's imaginary girlfriend, and they were all up in each other's faces screaming "Fuck you!" Very hot. Kevin was adorable the whole time. There was one scene where he messed up his line...I think it was the same as the fuck you think, acutally. But yeah, so he messed up his line and Dave mocked him, and they both started laughing, so Kevin tried it again, and fucked it up again. So now they're laughing and we're laughing, and after a moment everyone calms down, and he tries it a third time, and gets it right, and we all clap. It was fun. ^_^
And then, in a later scene, Kevin couldn't keep a straight face. He was sitting next to Dave, basically laughing into his hand, and all the guys on stage stop and smile at him, then Dave leans over and wraps him in a big hug. I squeed a little. ^_^
And so afterwards they took pictures and signed autographs in the lobby. Karen took pictures. You can find them here.
The highlights of that were Mark being surprised that I knew what SCTV was (he brought it up...not really sure why), and this happening with Dave. He was handing me back my program that he'd just signed and said "Do you watch the new series?" And I blink at him and go "What?" or possibly something less intelligent. He motions to my shirt, which has a picture of the tardis and "You never forget your first doctor" on it. And he says "The new series of Doctor Who." And I'm all *blink, blink* "You like Doctor Who?" So yeah. ^_^ Now I like Dave even more for being a Doctor Who fan.